After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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