the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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