He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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