these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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