So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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