I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
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i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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