It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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