BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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