there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so let's talk penis.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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