We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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