there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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