I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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