Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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