I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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