i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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