Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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