He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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