Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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