Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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