You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The uberlube is also flammable
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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