OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Im part way to drunk.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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