Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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