we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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