whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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