he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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