Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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