guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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