i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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