You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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