at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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