my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Dicks are not precious.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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