Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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