i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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