Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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