I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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