why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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