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matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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