Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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