so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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