So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
My pussy is not your playground.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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