i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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