Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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