She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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