Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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