summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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