in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Found your dick twin last night
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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