yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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