Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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