Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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