How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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