my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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