Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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