Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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