There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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