And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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