when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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